Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
How do turtles have sex?
Wait you’ve never seen turtles have sex.
Who the fuck watches turtles have sex
I’ve seen turtles fucking on tv like 37 times.
You need to reconsider what you do in your spare time
they showed turtles having sex on ridiculousness and I’m scarred for life
HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK THERE IS SO MUCH SHELL IN THE WAY
LOOK IT UP IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW